A Love Poem

As an aging acrobat and CrossFit enthusiast (I drank the koolaid), I've an ongoing affair with anti-inflammatories. Just check out the snazzy knee brace in this photo.

My knee brace, my friend.

Can you relate? Got any lingering high school sports injuries? Formerly broken wrists an ankles that now predict the weather? Are you getting older and remembering a younger body that didn't ache all the time? Me too!

Imma get real with you right now and reveal my tumultuous affair, my longterm on-again off-again romance: Ibuprofen. I love you. I hate you. I love to hate you.

Relationship status: It's complicated.

Dextre likes to joke, How can you tell you're an antique acrobat? You have a favorite pain killer! And we do. Vitamin I.

I felt this relationship deserved some bad poetry. If you like bad poetry, you're in luck, here it is.

Ibuprofen my old friend

I must rely on you again

Because my joints they are creaking

It’s your comfort I am seeking

To relieve all these aches & pains

But they remain

And the pain

Settles in, gets cozy

In careful steps I hobble on

Haven’t had a dose since dawn

Anti inflammatory properties

Are exactly what I need

But your side-effects scary

So be wary

Stomach ulcers, why bother?

Sweet relief it comes to me

4-6 hours I am free

Of the swollen, aching throb

That all too often comes to rob

Us of our peace and clarity

Listen to me

Advil PM

For the win

And a brief look, throwing it way back to this first person aerial silk routine and one of the many reasons I rely on NSAIDs

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Ironically, this doesn't hurt.

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Camper Van Conversion: Part Two

   It's done! That is, it's as done as it's going to be for this Circus Stella tour. We're going to enjoy the van this season and then decide if there's more to be added.

Mabel may or may not sleep in my nook!

   The van is insulated and solar powered with LED lighting, floor ventilation and an exhaust fan to keep it cooler on the inside than it is on the outside! There are 7 beds, one for each dog and bunk beds for us humans. My inner child is thrilled with this arrangement. We've already spent several nights in the van when otherwise we'd have had to buy a hotel room. It's great to sleep directly next to our circus show, so we can be sure our things are secure overnight.

   The Nissan NV 3500 is a beast capable of hauling 9,400 pounds. Our long term plan will see it doing just that. For now, we'll continue to tour in our 5th wheel trailer and diesel truck with the van as a second vehicle to transport the dogs. Trailers don't last forever, so when it's time to trade in, we'll downsize to something the van can tow and we'll be back to a one vehicle touring show. At least that's the plan.

Here's our van build video part two! If you missed part one, it's in this post, go back and check it out!

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I'll have one more van post before this series is complete. In the interest of sharing information and helping other people who might be considering a similar project, I'm working on a complete tally of how much this conversion cost; from the price of the van down to the price of the last screw!

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Falkor in all his glory at Lake Anna, Virginia

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Feeding My Venus Fly Trap: Bonus Video Included!

So I bought a Venus Fly Trap on a whim the other day. This after my article on being financial responsible. They were conveniently located in the impulse buy section at Aldi for the reasonable (I thought) price of $4.99. 

I'm only human! I couldn't resist!

I didn't realize I'd have to feed it. I thought it would do that for itself. Fortunately, a friend clued me in. Hesitant to kill bugs for a vegetable, I lucked upon a dead ant. Gave it to the plant... nothing happened. How anticlimactic? I went about my day, checked on the plant in an hour or so, and low and behold, the trap had closed!

I found out later that feeding the plant a dead bug like that shouldn't have worked. I have a gruesome theory on why it did. See, you have to tickle the little feeler hairs for the trap to close, and neither I nor the dead ant had done as much. That's why the trap didn't close right away. But why was it closed an hour later? I think the poor little guy wasn't dead. I found him soaking wet and seemingly lifeless, but I think maybe he woke up when he dried out, wriggled about, tickled the hairs, and that's why the plant sprung. The world may never know.

A moment of silence for the not-dead ant who woke up in a Venus Fly Trap and now is surely dead.

My second error was obviously not filming this for the internet. Don't worry, I didn't make that mistake twice. Without further ado, here is what my plant did when I lucked upon a dead fly in the windowsill.

But there is more to the story! The day after filming the trap had mysteriously opened, revealing my rejected gift. Straight to the internet I hurried! I found this article, which taught me how to trick the plant into thinking the dead bug was actually a live bug. Tried that, and low and behold, the plant is busily digesting the deceased fly right now! Sweet victory!

I still haven't named the little bugger. I'm open to any suggestion that isn't Audrey, so if you've got a good name for my carnivorous plant, drop it in the comments for me. Thanks!

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Correction: Nearly dead, horrifically alive, then actually dead ant!

Why Is Talking About Money Taboo?

   If we would talk about the particulars of how we make, manage, spend, and save our money with each other, maybe we'd all be better at it. I've never understood why personal finances aren't discussed openly. The topic is super interesting, vital to our ongoing economic success, & applicable to all of us; but it's essentially considered rude to bring it up.

I probably spent too much on this halloween costume for my dog.
#WorthIt  Shark Costume for Dogs

   I intend to post an itemized list of exactly how much money we spent on our van conversion, including the purchase price of the van itself. Other bloggers who've published data like this helped me along the way, and I'd like the information to be public to help someone else with dreams of a van fort someday.

 
 
   Furthermore, I read several personal finance blogs wherein the author completely discloses their income, spending, bills, investments, etc. Analyzing another person's financial life in this manner has helped broaden my perspective on my own finances. I'm not sure that I'll ever be brave enough to post so openly about my own situation and choices, but even just considering it changes the way I think about money. Would you consider posting your financial situation for anyone to see? It's daunting. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. But I sure like reading about it when other people do it.

   My favorite blog of this type is The Frugalwoods. They disclose monthly spending only, not income, but seeing how they choose to employ their money has taught me a lot over the years. For instance, I no longer pay for haircuts. The Frugalwoods cut each other's hair, and I thought that was awesome. For a while, Dextre cut my hair for me. Now I cut it myself. Is the back always perfect? Certainly not. I can't see the back of my own head anyway, so I figure that's not my problem!

 Circus-ing for the first time with short hair!

   Roughly half of American's can't cover a $400 emergency. Most of us live paycheck to paycheck. 60% of us can't cover a $1000 emergency. Predatory loan businesses know this and take advantage of us. So we definitely need to talk about money.

   I intend to write about many subjects with this blog, one of them will be personal finance because I'm so passionate about it. If there are any topics you'd like me to post about, please let me know in the comments section below.

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Stella obliges a photoshoot mid-walk.

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Rozi, always leading me.