Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Feeding My Venus Fly Trap: Bonus Video Included!

So I bought a Venus Fly Trap on a whim the other day. This after my article on being financial responsible. They were conveniently located in the impulse buy section at Aldi for the reasonable (I thought) price of $4.99. 

I'm only human! I couldn't resist!

I didn't realize I'd have to feed it. I thought it would do that for itself. Fortunately, a friend clued me in. Hesitant to kill bugs for a vegetable, I lucked upon a dead ant. Gave it to the plant... nothing happened. How anticlimactic? I went about my day, checked on the plant in an hour or so, and low and behold, the trap had closed!

I found out later that feeding the plant a dead bug like that shouldn't have worked. I have a gruesome theory on why it did. See, you have to tickle the little feeler hairs for the trap to close, and neither I nor the dead ant had done as much. That's why the trap didn't close right away. But why was it closed an hour later? I think the poor little guy wasn't dead. I found him soaking wet and seemingly lifeless, but I think maybe he woke up when he dried out, wriggled about, tickled the hairs, and that's why the plant sprung. The world may never know.

A moment of silence for the not-dead ant who woke up in a Venus Fly Trap and now is surely dead.

My second error was obviously not filming this for the internet. Don't worry, I didn't make that mistake twice. Without further ado, here is what my plant did when I lucked upon a dead fly in the windowsill.




But there is more to the story! The day after filming the trap had mysteriously opened, revealing my rejected gift. Straight to the internet I hurried! I found this article, which taught me how to trick the plant into thinking the dead bug was actually a live bug. Tried that, and low and behold, the plant is busily digesting the deceased fly right now! Sweet victory!

I still haven't named the little bugger. I'm open to any suggestion that isn't Audrey, so if you've got a good name for my carnivorous plant, drop it in the comments for me. Thanks!

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Correction: Nearly dead, horrifically alive, then actually dead ant!



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4 comments:

  1. Ok the sound effects made the video LOL!

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    1. Sound effects were clearly made for Venus Fly Trap videos! I was laughing the whole time. I've seen the video a million times at this point and it still makes me giggle. Especially that boingy one!

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  2. I would call him Tomato. Then he would be your Killer Tomato.

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